sabato 14 aprile 2012

L'uomo pe'mme c'ha il baffo e le Nike Blazer!


Chiacchierando tra un cocktail el'altro, capita spesso di trattare i piú svariati argomenti, e di saltare da unsoggetto o da un oggetto all’altro, con nonchalance e leggiadria che inconfronto i voli pindarici sono discussioni lineari e coordinate!

Un pensiero che mi ha accompagnato fino aprima di chiudere gli occhi e ronfare beata, é stato quello dell'uomo o delladonna ideale, che è stato uno dei tanti topic della serata.


Se veramente esistesse l'altra metá della mela,l'anima gemella, un coglione un po' meno coglione rispetto a tutti gli altriche riesca a far battere il nostro Guore, voi come come lo vorreste?

Beh io su alcune cose le idee le homolto chiare e con un po' di concentrazione post birra doppio malto, postNegroni Sbagliato, sono riuscita a stilare una lista: IL DECALOGO DELL'UOMO PE' laMari:


1) over 1.80m
2) bello impostato
3) pancia simpatica - attenzione il simpatica è danon sottovalutare! Sta per 'ok qualche rotolino ma Gerry Scotti anche no.'
4) Sedere non indifferente!
5) Scuro e capellone-se c'avesse due sbrilluciconi verdi nons'offende nessuno!
6)Intelligente,colto, tecnologico, no fascista, nocomunista, no tirchio, Simpatico, socievole, Maschio E agevole*.
7) Motomunito ( BMW R 1200 GS GRIGIA NAKED)
8) Amante della cucina- proprio Chef no, ma seriesce a farmi i Nigiri o i ravioli di ricotta col nero di seppia me lo sposo!
9) Con i baffi
10) the last but not the least>> LENIKE
BLAZER!


Ora se cotantaperfezione esiste, ditemi quanto devo sganciare, chi devo corrompere perraggiungerlo e I WILL DO IT!

Se laMari alle 2.15 del Mattino é riuscita a scriverequesto post così cretino, potete scervellarvi e confidarmi il vostro decalogovisto che è tarda mattinata e dovreste avere il cervello attivo e produttivo! Parlatecon laMari, laMari é discreta!

*agevole: un grado più elevato a quello discupino-tappetino. No no, non voglio un uomo che mi tratti tipo principessa ezuccherate simili. Voglio un uomo che se la tiri, ma che voglia farmi semprecontenta, alla fine ;)

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